Marmalade Daydreams

You know, the Man has been responsible for so many atrocities around the world, from sponsoring the Pinochet death squads to depriving television audiences of even the glimmer of hope in seeing Janet Jackson's breast, but this may be the most depraved. When you attempt to view my blog through the NYC Department of Ed proxy, the following error message comes up:



I assume it's because of the "Panda Porn" posted in August from the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Research Center. Well, evidently we can add "not caring about adorable baby panda cubs" to the list of the Man's faults, defects, and shortcomings, because, as anyone who follows the struggle to breed the world's least sexually active mammal is wholly aware, panda porn is the greatest thing to happen to the baby panda population since sliced bamboo (Click here for more on this breaking story!)

It all just makes me want to go create an enormous effigy of Him in the Nevada desert and burn it. Hmmm...