Marmalade Daydreams

I like having plants and making beer. They're good hobbies for a procrastinator, because they're living things that require some semblence of nurturing, after which they will grow and do amazing things (like get you drunk), but you don't need to feed them every day, and they don't have faces, so if something goes wrong, you feel bad, but not that bad. I'm very conscious right now of my psychic relationship with all of the plants in the room, and I'm trying to reassure them, "not you!", but they know.